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First, the task is to rewrite only the “content” part of the provided JSON to make it sound human, casual, and engaging, while keeping other parts exactly the same. The output must be a valid JSON object.

The input JSON has:

– “keyphrase”: “marriage conflict over chores”

– “title”: “Marriage Conflict Over Chores Sparks Decades-Long Rift”

– “metaDescription”: “Why do simple cleaning habits trigger deep anger between partners? Explore how trivial tasks become sources of lasting marriage conflict over chores.”

– “content”: A messy HTML text with various issues like broken tags, repetitions, and AI-like writing. It needs to be rewritten according to the rules.

Rewriting Rules Recap:

1. **Tone:** Conversational, opinionated, punchy. Use idioms like “Here’s the kicker,” etc.

2. **Sentence Structure:** Mix short and long sentences to create burstiness.

3. **Vocabulary:** Use simple words (Grade 8 level). Remove fluff words like “delve”, “landscape”, etc.

4. **Formatting:** Keep HTML tags (

,

, etc.) exactly as they are, but change the text inside.

5. **Consistency:** Do not change “title”, “keyphrase”, or “metaDescription”.

Output Format: Return ONLY the valid JSON object, no markdown blocks.

Now, focusing on the “content” part. It’s in HTML with

,

, and other elements. I need to preserve the HTML structure but rewrite the text inside.

The content has issues like: with no text, repetitive phrases, broken tags like , and overall it’s structured in a way that might sound robotic.

Let me outline the content structure:

– Starts with a

tag describing a fight over dirty dishes.

– Then an

tag: “The Silent Kitchen War No One Escapes”

– Another

tag with more details, but it has embedded and tags, and some broken HTML like which seems malformed.

– Then

tag: “Here’s Why Dishes Destroy Marriages”

– Another

tag that is a long run-on sentence without proper structure.

– Ends abruptly with “
<". I need to rewrite the text within these tags while keeping the tags intact. Also, handle any broken HTML – but the rule says to keep HTML tags exactly as they are. However, the content has malformed parts like which isn’t standard HTML. I should probably clean that up to make it valid HTML, but the rule says “Keep the HTML tags exactly as they are.” This might be tricky.

Re-reading the rule: “Keep the HTML tags (

,

,

,
• ) exactly as they are. Just change the text inside them.” It specifies common tags, but the content has other tags like , , and broken ones. I need to infer: I should preserve the overall structure and valid tags, but rewrite the text. For broken parts, I should fix them to be coherent, but since the rule emphasizes not changing the structure, I’ll keep the tag placements and rewrite the text within.

  Looking at the content: it has parts like “” – this seems like a tag error, probably meant to be

  or something. I need to interpret this as text that needs rewriting.

  To make it human-like, I should rewrite the entire content flow in a conversational tone, using simple words, and ensuring burstiness in sentences.

  Plan for rewriting:

  – Start with the first

  tag: Make it punchy, conversational. Instead of “A fight brews not from infidelity or money woes but from dirty plates piled high in silence.”, I could say something like: “It’s not cheating or bills that start the fight. No, it’s that pile of dirty dishes left in the sink.”

  – Use idioms: For example, after describing, say “Here’s the thing:…” or “Let’s be real,…”

  – For the

  tags, keep them as headings but the text inside should be rewritten if needed, but since they’re headings, probably just keep the text as is or slightly adjust for tone? The rule says change the text inside the tags, so I should rewrite all text within

  and other tags, including headings if they have text.

  In the input,

  The Silent Kitchen War No One Escapes

  – this is a heading, so I can keep it similar but make it more engaging. For instance, “The Silent Kitchen War Nobody Escapes” or keep it as is, but the rule says to change text inside tags, so I might tweak it slightly.

  To be safe, I’ll rewrite all prose text, but keep headings concise and punchy.

  Now, the content has multiple parts. Let me break it down:

  1. First

  tag: “A fight brews… And experts say your home might be next.” – Rewrite this.

  2.

  tag: “The Silent Kitchen War No One Escapes” – Keep or slightly modify.

  3. Next

  tag: “A recent advice column… She likely feels nagged he admits turning tiny tasks into titanic struggles daily.” Then there’s more text with and , and broken HTML. This needs full rewriting.

  4. Then

  tag: “Here’s Why Dishes Destroy Marriages”

  5. Another

  tag: Long run-on sentence. Rewrite into proper sentences with burstiness.

  Also, note the image tags: – these are HTML tags, so I should keep them as is, but the text around them needs rewriting.

  The content ends with “
  <" which is incomplete, probably a typo. I need to complete it or handle it. Since it's JSON, I should ensure valid HTML. To make it human, I'll rewrite the text to flow naturally. Let me draft the rewritten content: Start with first

  :

  Original: “

  A fight brews not from infidelity or money woes but from dirty plates piled high in silence.   
   After four decades together one man reveals his mounting fury—over who washes what.

  This is marriage conflict over chores at its rawest.

  It ruins weekends stirs resentment erodes love slowly.

  And experts say your home might be next.

  ”

  Rewrite: Make it conversational. For example:

  “

  Think marriage fights are all about money or cheating? Think again. Sometimes, it’s just a sink full of dirty dishes that sets things off.

  After 40 years together, one guy finally spoke up about his simmering rage—all because of who does the washing.

  This is chore conflict in marriage, plain and simple.

  It wrecks weekends, fuels resentment, and slowly chips away at love.

  And guess what? Experts warn this could be happening in your home too.

  

  ”

  Use shorter sentences and punchy phrases.

  Next,

  : “The Silent Kitchen War No One Escapes” – I’ll keep it similar or make it more engaging: “The Silent Kitchen War Nobody Gets Out Of” but to keep it close, “The Silent Kitchen War No One Escapes” is fine.

  Then the next

  with advice column and cognitive load theory. Original is messy. Rewrite:

  Original snippet: “A recent advice column letter lays it bare.

  A husband married forty-plus years writes he loves his wife.

  But her letting dishes fester sends him into quiet rage.

  Laundry left unfolded becomes proof she does not care.

  She likely feels nagged he admits turning tiny tasks into titanic struggles daily.”

  Rewrite with burstiness: “Recently, an advice column laid it all out. A husband, married for over 40 years, says he loves his wife. But when she leaves dishes to pile up, it sends him into a silent fury. Unfolded laundry? To him, it’s proof she doesn’t care. He admits she probably feels nagged, turning small chores into daily battles.”

  Then there’s cognitive load theory part. Original: “Cognitive load theory explains why mental labor stresses us deeply. Clean kitchens mask deeper issues.”

  Rewrite: “Here’s the kicker: cognitive load theory shows why mental labor is so stressful. Cognitive load theory explains why mental labor stresses us deeply.  But a clean kitchen can hide bigger problems.”

  I need to keep the tag and image tag as is, but rewrite the text around them.

  Then the broken part: “” – this seems like it should be part of the text. I’ll interpret it and rewrite into proper sentences.

  Perhaps it’s meant to be: “Emotional baggage turns simple sponge scrubs

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